I want to simulate a cold at a therapist's for a sick-list. Then I read about iodine and temperature increase. Will not I smoke?
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Madam
do without it.. .
The head hurts, all body aches, and there is no temperature ...
Marina
ltschshe say what hurts the lower back and yesterday was t 3, but today there is no and afraid that it's the kidneys
Tatyana Ryabova
do not waste yourself in vain, come and tell me that the temperature is only in the evening, and now I managed to knock it down
Belchonok
put everything on your stomach. but I do not really care about myself at all. then you will definitely get sick
*** Tanya ***
say that the temperature in the evenings, weakness, aches in the whole body, the head hurts, the doctor usually does not measure the temperature
Olya Portyanko
no, the doctor at once determines the sick person or not. It's easier to say right away that you need a certificate (for a magarich naturally)
Rita Vic
It will not work. And it does not help, childhood tales.. .
Why should I fever? Do you need a hospital? So pretend to be something else... For example, cystitis. Check in no way. A hospital is laid. Write antibiotics, remove the prescription, but you know, to the hospital record card will remain ...
Elena
And that only people will not come up with... About the cigarette for the first time I hear... A couple drops on a piece of sugar... If you really want to... hospital and without the temperature you can get! :)
Sonador
I do this:
I call the doctor at home, preheat the thermometer to 37.5.
at the doctor, I pretend that I shoot down and measure the temperature. the result is the temperature.
the same, I make a poor sick face. I say that yesterday I still felt sick.
and, voila. the hospital is provided)
Vladimir SS
To the therapist in the FIRST it is possible and without temperature. Tell your head to spin, headache, drowsiness and snot... rolled.
But there is a variant-faithful; you go to nervopatologu-say that the back there hurts-between the shoe. If at work physical labor, so you say, fucked up for two. If not (well, or a student) helped a friend move the sofa there hard, and so on. You will say hardly to you has reached-the first time such (as though a knife stuck you will tell)
Vladimir
Iodine can not be taken orally, not as through a cigarette, not through mouth-iodine, all the internal organs burn and the throat even the lower respiratory tract is death And in no case do not take poison that advise here
U.A.
sodium armpits with salt, they say helps.. .
according to rumors:
1) in short you need to buy at the pharmacy a couple of ampoules of pyrogenal (a drug containing parts of staphylococcal membranes) and you inject yourself intramuscularly. Temperature in 3, -39 C guaranteed
2) take sugar refined, drop it with iodine and eat
Well, or just drink water with iodine, so that there was a red throat
not very tested, from the Internet:
You take the fluoroplastic finely plowing you get in the way with tobacco, you smoke nasty a little after 2-2.5 hours, the temperature is about 40 and it stays somewhere 2 hours
In short, feel good about your health. If that - I DO NOT WORRY
Marina Dimitrova
we did this:
nose inside slightly anointed glue with clerical (snot to the knee and sneeze without interruption),
under the arm to hold a boiled hot egg, the main thing is not to overdo it. usually snot enough!
How to simulate a cold
It is not so difficult to pass oneself out as a cold patient. If you do not want to go to school or you need to play the role of a sick person, you can do it. Symptoms of colds are not too heavy, so they are easy to feign.
Behavior
If you want to look like a person with a cold, you need to show this with your behavior. Try to behave as if you are very tired and feel lethargic in your body. Remember the time when you really ached. How did you feel, how people looked at you? Try to reproduce this state. Tell everyone that you are not feeling well, refuse dinner and go to bed early. Colds, as a rule, are accompanied by a strong chill, sometimes dizziness. Try to simulate these signs, walk slowly, sit down and get up slowly. Once alone, turn around yourself several times to make the dizziness real, and then go out to the people. Watch only that you do not fall from the done, it will look implausible.
Try during the day to constantly look for an opportunity to relax. If you are at home, do not get out of bed, this is the most visible sign that a person is sick. If you are at work, try putting your head on the table more often, thus simulating fatigue and headaches.
Talking with people
If you catch a cold, any conversations will be given to you with difficulty. Do not show signs of fun, speak in a slightly muffled voice. Do not go out and refuse to invite friends to attend any event. You may need to convince someone of your illness by phone. In this case, special attention should be paid to your voice. Speak slowly, making small pauses. Do not rush to answer questions that are asked to you, remember that you are sick and it is difficult for you to give quick answers. Breathe only through the mouth, during the conversation it will look like you have a stuffy nose.
Tremors and body temperature
Try to pretend that you are cold, simulate a shiver throughout the body, put on warm things. To make it look more believable, you need to show others that you have a high fever. Shake the thermometer for this purpose in the direction of raising the temperature or hold it over the red-hot bulb. However, do not overdo it, too high a temperature will be suspicious, you can also call doctors who will expose your deception.
Cough
Colds in the vast majority of cases are accompanied by coughing or sneezing. You must be able to feign them. If you talk to a person face to face, cough, cover your mouth and turn slightly aside. If you are talking on the phone, make sure that the cough is muffled, removing the tube from your face. If you cough directly into the tube, the behavior will not look natural, but the cough is played out. Simulating cough is much more difficult than sneezing. If you want to get by only sneezing, you can use a small amount of pepper. Sprinkle it on your sleeve and use it from time to time.
Eyes
Colds also lead to increased humidity of the eyes. To simulate this symptom, apply a little toothpaste on your lower eyelid and leave it for a few minutes. Vapors of the paste will cause a slight irritation of the eyes, after which it can be removed.
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How to simulate ARI to be given a sick leave?
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Vladimir
You come to the doctor and say:
I feel bad myself, yesterday there was a temperature, now I do not. Prompt than to undergo treatment, and hospital I do not need.
Doctors can not bear this.
They say at once:
How is it not needed? Be sure to get treatment and stay at home.
Effective 99% if not often.
And I
Put a heating pad under the mouse. Hide it in your purse before going to the doctor. And immediately complain that you will warm up from yesterday. Demonstratively sniff his nose. Say that the joints hurt, the nose flows, the head hurts. You can still irritate your eyes with something, like an onion, so that the red ones are and tears flow. Good luck. :)
ChNP-Service
There used to be such a thing - silicate glue. In my opinion, it is now known as liquid glass.
So, put it on your fingers. You let it dry. You rub it, you inhale it. A powerful sneeze is heard.
If this procedure is repeated 10-20 times, we have red watery eyes, swollen face and a terrible cold - in appearance a person is sick with the flu in the most severe form. And if you continue this procedure, waiting for reception, then from your sneeze everyone will scatter at least 10 meters.
Kati
About the glue - I confirm.
MAXYMAN
I remember the children's way, You take the usual silicate glue (In the days of my youth I was sold in office supplies in transparent plastic jars with a glued brush to the lid). Used in the lessons of labor and drawing for gluing colored paper, cardboard and other rubbish. So you take this glue and smear it in your nose. Half an hour later, a nurse from your appearance in shock (snot, drool, red watery eyes and. t. Temperatures, however, no. But usually at first sight rolled. If the temperature was necessary (for especially malicious and mistrustful nurses) it was possible (without notice from the nurse) to rub thermometer on the school uniform at least 39. Result 100%. The only danger now (still 20 years have passed) is the current composition this glue. It is unknown from which g... they are now doing it. And it is better not to risk and stupidly buy a sick leave. Health is one thing ...
estpovod
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How and what can you simulate a cold, ARD or something like that? Urgent need!!!
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personal mail
Eralash watched? Ice cream, ice bath, on the balcony in one undercounter, but better do it: pour water into the shoes and walk for three hours on the street - sore throat 100 percent.
Personal Cabinet Removed
It is not necessary to do this, but it is still in the hitch
Tanya
With ordinary liquid office glue, you put a finger in your nose. This immediately causes tearfulness, sneezing, redness of the eyes. But it is necessary before the arrival of a doctor or before entering the office. And the temperature was knocked down-drank aspirin.
Vl. SH.
Before visiting the doctor, inhale the ground red pepper.
Personal Cabinet Removed
The main thing is that the doctor has a high fever. This is done in the following way: a drop of a usual alcohol solution of iodine drips onto a cigarette, then the cigarette is smoked, after 20-30 minutes, the temperature rises approximately to - 2 degrees, it keeps about 2 hours. It is important - there should be no allergy to iodine.
What kind of illness can you simulate?
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Oleg Klyukin
enuresis
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Pregnancy. Not a disease? But the hospital for three years give!
Urania Tomsk
Angina can not be simulated, as with tonsillitis inflammation of palatine tonsils occurs. If they are not inflamed, there is no sore throat. Gastritis, too, can not be simulated, because gastritis causes inflammation of the stomach. If it is not inflamed, there is no gastritis. In addition to schizophrenia, colds, SARS and allergies it is still possible to simulate hypertension (before measuring the pressure, drink a cup of coffee), dysbacteriosis, irritable bowel syndrome, mental disorders (phobias, depression, panic attacks, anxiety, obsessive condition)
Genius Trubkov
asthma
Alexeev Valery
With medical knowledge, almost any twig can be simulated. But you need to have very good knowledge, because it is difficult to deceive the doctor.
