How to get colds

How to get sick?? ? catch a cold? How to catch a cold ???

Answers:

Nikita Stepanov

1) eat on the street a lot of ice cream or drink a lot of cold drink. Do not go home immediately, but in an hour or two.
2) go to drink cold beer. The next morning, tonsillitis is ensured
3) drink a packet of cold milk. tested (by accident)
4) Eat incompatible products. Which, I think not to tell, my experience is love.
Can you have something stale, milk there, sour cream or cottage cheese. If it is well travanulo, then the temperature to 37-38 will skoknet. You break through once and lie to yourself in the bed, watch TV and rice cake
5) An effective way is to get a flu shot. Get sick iron! Since the vaccine is a semi-living virus, but in the body it acts vseravno, so that the temperature, runny nose and the like - is ensured! At me many friends have inoculated, now all roll on the beds. By the way, yesterday the girlfriend also took root, the result - today she laid her nose, 37.6... will take place at the hospital.

6) You can eat opiates. The temperature will rise and kaifanesh at the same time
7) A drop of iodine on a piece of sugar and everything should be ok. If you swallow a little more
8) 10 packs of ice cream large. 100% of angina. checked, temperature 39.
9) Scrub the red pepper of the armpit (before visiting the doctor) and flit to his office.... The temperature will jump really... .
10) Salted cucumbers + milk + tomatoes + milk.. . real slope.. .
11) We take ice, a glass (from which vodka is drunk (small (for example 50 ml))) Ice is crumbly, but not melted, like a piece of ice but so that once it is swallowed, we pour cold water into a glass in a glass, and ice is poured. With sweat and swallow! a bit of zubki poboljat. The fact is that the ice does not have time to warm and melts inside you. Singling out the cold there, more precisely chilling you from the inside!
12) You take on a frying-pan oil you warm up then you drink. Well, it does not hurt much, but the chemical burn from angina can not be distinguished and the temperature is there and the throat is red.
13) Buying Rondo or Holz, and breathing through the mouth in the window in the winter. 10 minutes of continuous breathing can raise the temperature to 38.2, checked. Of the minuses - my throat hurts. Of the pros for 2 weeks, ORZ however =)
14) Type vana of hot water, on the carpal. Climb into it in your toes, wait, for 3-4 minutes, let your legs raspryatso. Then get out, squeeze socks, put them on again, and blow on the common beam, the one that is not closed. Stand on concrete for 5 minutes and then you slip off. Proven!
15) Wind. Cold / cool. The main thing is to work very pleased. The air is cold to iron. Half an hour-hour and the morning you have a red throat.
16) cheap vincika and then went to the doctor. total = raised pressure and temperature
17) Eat marshmallows and drink mineral water. The temperature under 40 is ensured.
18) Drink tea with raspberries and immediately run out into the street. Stay there for half an hour, breathe deeply through the mouth of cold air. Run to ensure that it's even stronger. And most importantly, the legs should be in the cold. Of course you need to dress for the minimum.
On coming home for 100% probability of drinking COLD MILK. And if you are not a terminator, then after this in the morning you will have big problems.
5 out of 5 people fell ill with this method.
19) There is another way: strip naked and run around the high nettles. Rashes on the skin and temperature guarantee!
20) And you can also drip 1 cup of sugar in cubes. a drop of iodine and eat. Temperature for 1 day is guaranteed! And if you're lucky, then you'll get 2 for
21) breathe in the throat of salt and breathe through the open mouth into the ventilator, the ai will have all the symptoms of bronchitis, and in fact no illness will be

Grigory Ivanov

Eat the snow, fall into the hole ...

Queen Lu

Wash your head and sit under the window.

Sabina)))

go to bed without a blanket, at least for 2-3 hours

Bird

here you do not know how to recover.. .
Let me get you drunk?

P. from. with a wet head under the ventilator can not... at us so the classmate has died from a meningitis ...

Evgenia Maliukova

Wet your head and run in front of the house barefoot on the snow. at least a runny nose and fever. As a maximum, pneumonia. minigitis and other joys.

Denis Sychev

Go out into the street naked and you'll have a cold, and if seriously, take something from the freezer and put it on the bun and hold 5-10 minutes. Just do not overdo it. And for the night, shut the window shut.

Dmitry Shemyakhin

It's not so fun recently laryngitis on the background of a cold caught, walked silently for 4 days.

Ruslan

take cold milk in one gulp. but better think again why. from whom you run. from your fear. you just transfer the war in favor of your opponent.. . relax. relax does not the war go by the name of life

mysterious nymph

take a cold shower, can help you ...

Fozi

Well, you give a pancake. Why such advise. It is better to simulate for example a cold than to put a wet head in the window, as you advise, and then you can really regret it.. .
And better not be nonsense.

Volodka the Rzheuskiy

in my opinion, you are already sick.

POTAPUF De_Forge

Something is troubling. You do not need to be examined without a temperature from a head illness specialist. My daughter's temperature rose from excitement on the day of the control. Hour 4 she really sick. Then within an hour came back to normal. I do not know the method of training.

hkey_ user

I every time - I am surprised people)))))

Julia Ocheretenko

If you want to get sick yourself, then you are already sick !!!

Semyon Polikarpov

with a bare chest, go outside for half an hour

Gleb Nikolaev

Why should you get sick?
What would parents worried about in the pharmacy ran around wasting the money they needed.
ZAAKACHCHEMEMM ??

Sevastyanova Svetlana

Put your feet in the basin with ice water and keep 5-10-15 minutes, CHECKED !!!
5 days did not go to school
TRY IT WORKS !!!!

Sofia Kushnir

WHAT FOR

Katyusha Ulyanova

10 WAYS TO THINK:
1 way: Sugar, refined (or bread) for 1 slice one drop
iodine. Temperature 37.7 you feel just fine. Only keeps
not long 1 day maximum.
Caution: you can get poisoned, everyone has different organisms and
Fainting can fall if the heart is weak
2 way: Sit in the winter at the open window naked and shout that in
head vzbredet)
Caution: neighbors can complain)
3 way: Buy "Rondo" or "Hals", and you breathe through your mouth in
window in winter. 10 minutes of continuous breathing can raise the temperature to 38.2, checked. Of the minuses - my throat hurts. From the pros to 2 weeks, ARI, however.
4 way: A pencil lead (not a color pencil) raises
the temperature is up to 37.5-38, but only for 3-4 hours.
Caution: you can choke or poison yourself
5 way: Just cold milk get drunk and walk
6 way: we need: Hair dryer 1 pc. Thermometer 2pcs. Light Bulb
1 PC.
Mode of application:
Take a thermometer, warm the bulb to the desired temperature).
Warm your hair with a phenome)
Approach the parent with a complaint about the throat, give a thermometer.
7 way: We need: Bath 1 pc., Bucket 1 pc.
Mode of application:
Approach the parent and complain about abdominal pain
(poisoned), and you are now stalk. Preliminarily typing water in the bucket, you
run into the bath and gradually (as if in jerks), with the sounds of vomit, pour water from the ladle into the tub, go out with your face, as if you were forced to eat what we
give at school.
Mission Complete. and so you can sit for 2-3 days
8 way: Let it show up is corny, but.. have our armpits
salt (or garlic and measure the temperature - up to 39
podskachet.
9 way: You take a skillet in the oil and then you drink it. Well, not a lot of hurt but chemical. The burn from the sore throat is not distinguishable and the temperature is there and the throat is red.
Caution: you can very burn yourself all the insides. (some kind of sadistic method)
10 way: Take the ice, a glass. Ice is crumbled, but not melted, like ice slices, pour 1 \ 6 into a glass of cold water, and a rash
ice. With sweat and swallow! The fact is that the ice is not
has time to warm up and melts within you. Singling out the cold there, more precisely chilling you from the inside
* And so from me: Drink lots of cold water with ice *

How to get cold ??))

Answers:

Alexander Trofimov

wait for half an hour under a hot shower... and then pour cold pepsi and sit in front of an open window
if you are lucky - bilateral lung inflammation
and if absolutely lucky - may not be pumped out

Dey Lobos

Ask the Chukchi to cough

humpbacked fields

freeze in the cold ....

Ilya Derevnev

wait by the freezer

Maria Marinenko

In the queue at the municipal hospital turn up! Than only you will not get sick !!

Ksenia

Ice cream for hours to eat, in the bathroom cold to swim, but why? You pick up the genyantritis again, and this kapets will be there in the ENT department very painfully the noses are washed, I was not sick but when I was examined by the doctor there, the children cried and everything, I do not advise

Nastya Kotova

take a minty chewing gum in your mouth and drink ice water.

Tatyana Andreeva

Do not you want to go to school? )
In general, do not scoff at the body. And learn better. Try at least. In 9, in the 11th grade there will be all kinds of ege and if you do not hand over, then count 11 years of life wasted.

TNS KSU

catch a cold

♍Galina Zhigunova♍

What a horror, because of some school! !
Get a cold and hello disability!! !
Diseases that occur as complications of the common cold

As a rule, it is not necessary to consult a doctor with cold symptoms. Symptoms such as a runny nose, sore throat and fatigue pass in most cases on their own and do not cause complications of colds. If you have a very sore whole body, and the temperature is above 39 ° C, you probably have the flu. It is better to consult a doctor with flu symptoms. Drugs can shorten the duration of the flu.

But sometimes there are other, more serious complications of the common cold:
Sinusitis
Asthma attacks
Bronchitis
Ear infections

In addition to this, if you have such chronic diseases as asthma, chronic bronchitis or emphysema, the symptoms of respiratory diseases can last a few more weeks after the common cold has passed. Consider some of the most common complications of colds. Also we will consider, at what signs it is necessary to address to the doctor.
Complications of the common cold - sinusitis

Sinusitis - inflammation of the mucous membranes lining the paranasal sinuses. This complication of the cold leads to the fact that the mucous glands of the nasal sinuses secrete more mucus. Then the nasal passages are blocked, stagnation and nasal congestion occur. If the cold does not pass more than a week, there is pain in the near-nasal region, headache, pain in the upper jaw, blockage of the nasal passages, coughing, thick yellow or green discharge from the nose, and you should consult a doctor. Perhaps you have such a complication of the common cold as sinusitis.

Complications of colds - asthma attacks

If you have asthma, a cold can cause a feeling of congestion and cough, resulting from the need to remove mucus from the larynx and lungs. At attacks of an asthma initially there can be a dry cough and a wheeze. Also, shortness of breath, a feeling of tightness in the chest, coughing - all this is a combination of complications of cold and asthma. If you feel worsening of your condition, act according to your plan for asthma treatment. If you still get worse, call a doctor immediately or seek medical help - complications of colds with asthma can be dangerous.

Complications of the common cold - bronchitis

Acute bronchitis is an inflammation and irritation of the respiratory tract caused by a bacterial or viral infection. With bronchitis during coughing, thick yellow mucus may be prominent, sometimes with blood veins. Despite the fact that this is a rather serious complication of the common cold, many recover without medical treatment. If symptoms persist for more than a week or if there is shortness of breath, call a doctor immediately or seek medical attention.
Complications of colds - sore throat and tonsillitis

With colds, the throat often hurts. Because of the pain in the throat, it's hard to swallow, and with complications of colds you often do not feel hungry. But if the sore throat with a cold is caused by a virus, then acute pharyngitis is an ordinary bacterial infection caused by a bacterium streptococcus. Tonsillitis, equally painful, can be caused by both a virus and a bacterium (usually Streptococcus pyogenes). It can also be a complication of the common cold.
Complications of the common cold - ear infections

Viruses cause up to 80% of ear infections, and antibiotics do not affect it in any way. Therefore, ear infections can be attributed to another type of complications of the common cold. But they can be caused by bacteria. The causative agent of bacterial infections? is usually a bacterium streptococcus, which annually becomes the cause of more than 7 million cases of ear diseases. Symptoms of ear diseases: pain in the ears, sleep disturbances, clear or yellow mucous discharge from the nose, low temperature (below 38 ° C), and discharge from the ears.
And also very serious diseases are possible: glomerulonephritis, acquired heart disease, rheumatism, rheumatoid arthritis, which lead to 100% disability.

Yegor Petkun

Inflammate the lung.

Alexey

12 hours a day, your head hurts, check the temperature.
I do not know what temperature I have but my head hurts!

How can I get sick for one day at home

Sometimes it is very necessary to not go somewhere, to skip this or that event, but there are no reasons for this. You can try to feign illness or even really get sick.

To feign illness or pick up a cold, choose only you. The simulation option is naturally safer, but it has a less lasting effect, and if you need to you believed that you are actually sick, there is a danger that such a plan simply will not work.

Simulation

Find in your home what you will sneeze from. For example, it can be tobacco, leaves of geranium, pepper. This should work. The truth is for a fairly short period of time. You can touch your eyes (mascara for mascara or just something caustic), because abundant lacrimation is the first sign of the disease. You can rub salt under the armpits, by the way, any heating-up ointment is also suitable for this. When you measure the temperature, it will be high. Magnesium sulfate in the evening before going to bed will not let you out in the morning, because if after such a drug in the morning you drink a glass of water, all day in the toilet you are guaranteed.

In addition, you can increase your pressure. The first option is that you will need to drink more than two cups of coffee (but it does not work at all) or before straining the pressure, repeatedly stretch the calves of your legs.

There is a very popular way to get sick. Try to drop a drop of iodine on the sugar and eat it. From this, the temperature rises. But if you have iodine deficiency in your body, this will not work. And the core method is also not suitable, because it is too dangerous.

How to really get sick in one day

There is one hard way - to heat the plastic and breathe over it. Dry cough and poisoning you are provided. You can burn the mouth with a very warm oil. In any case, the red throat guarantees the sick man. The usual hypothermia can be arranged by wetting your feet and socks in icy water. Put on your feet wet socks and shoes and boldly go on a walk outside. You do not need to wear a scarf during such a walk.

In addition, you can get out of the cold and thoroughly cool down there. After training or running, for example. However, you have a danger of catching not only banal bronchitis, but also severe pneumonia. Beer with ice or ice cream with icy mineral water is more sparing, but not less effective.

If you have a steady desire for intentional self-mutilation in many ways to yourself, going to a psychiatrist is also a way of obtaining a certificate of your illness. The latter method is, of course, comic, but in every joke, as they say, there is some truth.

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How to protect yourself from the autumn cold and not get sick

The transition period from winter to summer is a well-deserved record holder in terms of the number of people with colds or people with flu. At this time, there is a peak of SARS, acute respiratory infections, flu and sore throats. To avoid this, you need to know how not to fall ill in the fall. In this there is nothing complicated: you need to take precautions, strengthen your immunity, dress according to the weather. In most cases, the common cold appears due to the negligence of the person.

How to reduce the risk of colds in the fall

There are many important factors. Will help:

1. Food. Scientists have proved that there is a correlation between what we eat and the risk of starting to get sick with colds. For example, sweet attracts microbes because of the high content of sucrose, which is the nutrient medium for many microorganisms. Protective effect is food with high protein content: fish, cottage cheese, chicken. Do not like colds infection food with high iron content (buckwheat, meat, pomegranate).
2. The feet are warm. More often there is a cold due to hypothermia, which occurs in the legs. This condition is optimal for the development of colds, so it is important to dress in the weather, so that the feet, head and hands are well insulated.
3. Wash your hands often. They are constantly in contact with other objects on which the infection is located, which increases the risk of getting sick. During a dangerous period of growth of colds, it is important to wash your hands regularly after a walk.
4. Rinse your nose, eyes. In order not to become infected with a cold, it is necessary to clear the way of penetration of the infection into the body. As a rule, it occurs through the respiratory organs (nose and mouth) or through the mucous membranes (eyes). For washing it is better to use sea water, isotonic salt solution. The procedure should be 2-6 times a day.
5. Ventilate rooms. Fresh air hardens the human body, strengthens the immune system. Doctors advise to go out on a regular basis, but do not forget to dress in the weather.
6. Cold and hot shower. The method of hardening and strengthening of immunity, which is recommended to be used to protect against colds regularly, and not just in the fall.
7. Do sport. This is a way to strengthen immunity, protect against colds. It helps to get rid of toxins and toxins, improve all metabolic processes in the body. It is proved that those who are engaged in sports suffer from colds much less often.

How not to get sick from the patient

The danger of most colds in the fall period is that the infection can be transmitted from person to person. If you do not know how not to fall ill in the autumn, to strengthen immunity, it is better to take protection measures against infection when communicating with other people. This problem is especially urgent for women who have recently become mothers: an infant does not yet have strong immunity. Also in the risk zone, catch colds - older children who attend school and communicate with a huge number of other people.

During pregnancy and lactation

Mom and newborn are a single whole not only on the spiritual level, but also in the matter of immunity. It is known that the baby receives protection from colds at first with milk. The health and immunity of the baby is affected by the health of the mother, over which you should work. During pregnancy and after childbirth, the following actions should be taken to protect against infection:

1. Vaccination. All girls, regardless of the trimester, are recommended to undergo regular vaccinations against common strains before epidemics of colds and flu. Do not do this if the gestation period is less than 2 weeks. Modern vaccines do not harm the fetus or the mother. You can make injections and during breastfeeding.
2. General strengthening of the body. Strong immunity of the mother - the best advice, how not to get cold in the fall. To do this, it is necessary to strengthen the protective forces, to stimulate the natural mechanisms of the organism's struggle against infections during pregnancy.
3. Prevention. It is necessary to exclude or minimize communication with sick people, not to use common objects with them, even if it is a husband. Do not visit public places during the epidemic of colds. If you are going somewhere to go out, you should wear a mask (to be replaced every 2 hours). You can lubricate the nasal mucosa Oksolinovoy ointment.
4. When communicating with a child, be sure to cover your face, keep napkins under hand to use if you sneeze or cough.
5. Breastfeeding is necessary, even if you have a cold and a fever. Together with milk to the baby, antibodies are transmitted that fight infection.
6. Follow the distance if you are already sick. Do not bend too close to the baby, do not kiss him on the lips or even on the forehead.
7. To reduce the heat, as a rule, prescribe paracetamol 4 times a day every 6 hours. It can be taken even in infants with colds. If there is no temperature, you can get your feet to sleep overnight, put on warm clothes and climb under the blanket.

A small child

Recommendations on how not to fall ill with a cold in the fall to a schoolboy are no different from the general rules. Immunity of older children and adolescents is no longer dependent on the mother, so it requires the same precautions as for the adult. Doctor Komarovsky, a famous children's doctor, gives such recommendations:

1. Warm clothing in the weather.
2. Food is high in vitamins, protein. Less sweet.
3. Wash hands frequently and ventilate the room, drink plenty of fluids.
4. Avoid contact with sick people.
5. If necessary, visit public places to wear a mask, lubricate the nose with Oxoline ointment. When you go home, gargle.
6. Common wellness procedures, regular exercise.

What to do if you feel that you are ill

To begin to be treated for the disease is necessary at the first signs of a cold, it is impossible to tighten, so as not to aggravate the condition. Symptoms of the disease will manifest in the form of fever, nasal congestion (runny nose), sore throat, possibly in the ear. A person will feel sluggish and tired. Most drugs are designed just to remove the symptoms of colds, but they do not always cure the disease itself. In the worst case, the infection will spread, give complications, and will have to take antibiotics.

Our body must independently cope with colds, so it is important for a person not to do all the work for him, but to support immunity. To protect yourself from the development of flu or cold, you need to quickly take protective measures:

1. Increase the amount of fluid consumed per day.
2. Eat natural remedies for colds: honey, garlic, onions. They are excellent antiviral, natural remedies for colds.
3. To drink vitamin complex.

Methods of preventing influenza and ARVI in the home

The best advice, how not to fall ill in the rainy autumn - prevention. It is more reasonable to not catch a cold at all, than to treat the consequences. In addition to the methods listed above, much more can be done to protect against flu and colds. In more detail about preventive actions:

• Get vaccinated. This is not a cure for the flu, and the introduction of a small dose of the virus into the body will cause our body to develop antibodies to it and effectively resist. Injections are performed according to the rules:

1. The vaccine is given once a year. After 12 months, the vaccine no longer works.
2. Begin to inoculate at the age of 6 months and up to 65 years. After 65, as a rule, they inject pneumococcal vaccine.
3. The place of injection can be a little bitter - it's normal.
4. The vaccine can spread in the form of a spray. Its effectiveness is lower than that of vaccination.
5. There are no vaccines for colds. The best way to protect yourself from the disease is to follow the rules of hygiene, to strengthen immunity, to drink vitamin and mineral complex.

• Many people are sure that alternative medications help to cure the flu or cold. As a rule, they take echinacea, vitamin C, zinc, but there is no scientific confirmation of their effectiveness at the moment. At the same time, patients note the following effects from these medicines for colds:

1. Echinacea with the appearance of the first symptoms of catarrhal disease reduces the severity of the common cold, its duration;
2. Zinc is able to reduce the symptoms of cold only on the 1st day of their appearance.

• Eat chicken broth. This popular remedy for colds really has a positive effect on the body. If you start it at the first symptoms of the flu, it can help to defeat the infection or weaken its symptoms. The broth acts as an anti-inflammatory restorative, relieves the body and the digestive tract.
• Have a rest more. To strengthen immunity or fight against colds, the body needs to get a full rest. You should refrain from going to school or to work. Sleep should be allocated at least 8 hours a day. Sleep in a convenient place for you, ventilate the room regularly.

Video recommendations of doctors: how to protect themselves from colds

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